I even hit another milestone last night. . . while sitting on the couch I farted. Yup, you read that right! Tooting while in a sitting position was a major milestone! Up until last night, I was only able to expel gas if my pelvis was lifted higher then the rest of my abdomen. The only explanation I can give you is that gas rises.
There had been many nights where the pressure had built up so much inside me I thought I was going to burst a seam. One desperate night I realized that the most efficient way to expel gas was to do a headstand. Can't elevate your bum anymore then that! Soon it became common sight to see me doing a headstand in the middle of the living room while watching some prime time TV. Oh my poor husband. So, I am sure you all can imagine my (and Scott's) glee when I cut the cheese in a normal position.
With more and more normalcy returning to my life, I have started contemplating the fate of Stolen Colon. After some debate, I decided to add a poll. (See it is over there on the right hand side.) I would love to have my readers input on what lies ahead for Stolen Colon.